Nigeria…..Talk about a scapegoat!!!!

Hello all,

Hope your weekend was great, me i had a wild one. Actually i was gonna update the blog with my shenanigans over the weekend, but as i got into the office i received an email that worried me….and i said i will share with my people.

Now, you guys say i make up stories and i lie about my experiences. Please know that the stories on the blog are 145% 890% 100% true OK 90% true. and we sometimes embellish, but not all the time…its called Writers Allowance…

The following story has deprived you all my inner thoughts, and is 100% true. Tell me how you can move on from this article. It is inane and ridiculous.

Goat detained over armed robbery

LAGOS (Reuters) – Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.
Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.
“The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat,” Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told Reuters by telephone.
“We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat,” he said.
Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria , Africa ‘s most populous nation. Residents came to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw.

Talk about a scapegoat!!!!

Maybe the thief turned into the straw…..or even one of the thugs had turned into the car and the rst were giving him some water!!!!



~ by jagedin9ja on January 26, 2009.

5 Responses to “Nigeria…..Talk about a scapegoat!!!!”

  1. LOL. Those policemen are having a Madagascar moment, hunger will do that to someone.

  2. yote yanawezekana in Niaja

  3. LOL Only in Nigeria would a thief turn into a goat.

  4. only in africa. tsk tsk! what if he also turned into thin air…like our kenyan ones.

  5. yeah 31337, we have plenty of those in Kenya… it wunt even make the back page of the paper seeing as to how common they occur.

    all the same… nice piece Yellow big.

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